She said "You have the prettiest green eyes. A girl could stare in them all day." "Thanks" I said, "I like yours too." She said "And you smell so great. Like a real man, not like the other men I know." "You smell wonderful too, sweetheart", I replied. She leaned over and kissed me, made my toes curl up.
After a moment's silence, she said "You know, I've always liked the look of a full moon in the winter months." What an odd thing to say, I thought. But she seemed nice enough, so I thought I'd grant her wish. All of the sudden, this big fella came out of nowhere, started yellin' at me. And that's when I got thrown out of the TGI Friday's."Well, you hired her!" I yelled back as I left. I didn't even get my Jack Daniels Flat Iron or nothin'. Sheesh, women these days...
...it's a joke, people!
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